Hotel Inkontinental

 

Kaviar Kavalier is back.
6 years after Music aus Ordinationen here is a brand new diuretic and breezy album, full of excitement, desire, urine, hospitals, love, violence and all what is typical for this fetish clan leading by Tom Necrocock.


Starring: Necrocock, Sambar, Honza Kapák, Nazaru Bokaz
Very special Guest: František Štorm
nur für starke nerven
ca 50 min.
(18+)


1. Hotel Inkontinental

2. FKK Zone

3. Miserere

4. Fotopast

5. Na školním záchodě

6. Nikdo tu není

7. Můj úd není v pořádku

8. Exstirpace karunkuly

9. Dogging

10. Fly to Mandalay

11. Něco zlého se tu chystá

12. Zuzano



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Pro zanícené necrofilatelisty vydávám tradičně 18 známek, oslavující nové, inkontinenční album.
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Kaviar Kavalier
Exstirpace karunkuly

Kaviar Kavalier-Hotel Inkontinental
English translation by Nazaru Bokaz

Hotel Incontinental
(Hotel Inkontinental)

We’re arriving in the town thirsty and tired.
Where’s our hotel? Where’s that square?
The diapers are hot and soaked.
We’re the pissing gang.

In the parking we met sperma-bitch.
She’s dressed in a black rubber coverall.
Finally we’re all pissing in a room.
We’re having a lewd time.

Ref: Hotel Incontinental……..

By the reek of your urine I recognize you’re ill.
The path leads to the forest behind the hotel.
We’re getting into an old laundry.
We’ll change your diaper there.

Cameras everywhere.
Mushroom atlas is lying on the floor.
We must act carefully to stay hidden.

Ref: Hotel Incontinental……..

Nudist zone
FKK Zone (Necrocock & Štorm Therme duet)

Once in the old town of Gmünd
I met Štorm.
Yeah, that fits.
I was there with three girls.
I told you: “Clothes off!”
We obeyed immediately
and a nudist culture begun.
Nudist zone.
Topless and bottomless.
I arrived there by old tram
and I wanted to stay undercover.
Passion and incognito
is what ties me to Necrockito.
We came through the corridor to sauna
and suddenly it began.

Till today I’ve been traumatized
by what Tom did there.
Nudist zone.
Topless and bottomless.
Nudist zone.
Topless and bottomless.

Nudist zone.
Topless and bottomless.
Nudist zone.
Topless and bottomless.

Miserere

Miserere, miserere, miserere, miserere….
Fecal vomiting.
Feculent rankness.
Mucus’s mixing with blood.
Peristaltic bouts.
Biliary colic.
Take the antispasmodics.

Miserere, miserere, miserere, miserere….

Intestinal reverse
by rectoanal fistula.
Collateral changes.
Brown spots over the apartment.
Fecal howdy-do.
Stick the probe in my abdomen.
Ow ow owww.

I have a contact
with a chap who understands this issue.
He will examine me.
He knows the reflex vomiting.
Ileus, intestinal obstruction,
feculent reek and blood on armchair.
Auscultation: dead silence; cyanosis of the face, ulcer.

Camera trap
Fotopast

Look out, Tom! We’re being stalked.

Look inside your car,
incontaminated
with sperm and urine.
Today you look pretty.

I’m searching for bugs in larder,
camera traps behind the truffles.
Snooper behind my villa
keeps shooting my dear one.

Ref.:
So have a safe travels and good fun.
Drones are flying over your villa.
Shooting your copulations and balls licking.
Kissing, pissing, squirting and on the toilet bowl sitting.
Reel tape recorder is under the bed.
Look out, Tom! We’re being stalked.
This is the fight for a long time.
This is the match for a whole night.

My naked, hot, lewd gift
swallows everything, she has beautiful tight calves.
Putzi, putzi, you are my lewd girl.
We must take a piss again.

Drones over the valley’s shooting
you playing with my urine
naked in my bed.
Evidence is growing.
We’re only the plotters of delight.
Fell into the camera trap.
Aaah, Aaaah.
Ref.

On the school toilet
Na školním záchodě

To the vocational education on the school toilet
belongs that the oldsters go to the cubicles.
Hanging out by the bowl, waiting for Alice.
In the third desk she’s undressed by the scholars.

The school toilets, point of gathering, horniness.
Girl and oldster are locking themselves up.

To the vocational education on the school toilet
belongs that the oldsters go to the cubicles.
In spite of coincidence, cerebrovascular accident.
were missing evidence, were missing witnesses.

The school toilets, point of gathering, horniness.
Girl and oldster are locking themselves up.

During the big lunch break
strange things are happening.
In great sexual desire
the oldsters’re gathering there.
On the basement toilets
they’re in a long queue.
Top pupil Žofinka
is doing the first handjobs.
Amount of their sperma is unexpected
maybe unwanted too.
We have a compassion with Žofinka,
who’s crying nooooooo.

No one is here
Nikdo tu není

I’m going to take you to my country house.
You will enjoy one week of house arrest.
I will feed you from all of my orifices.
I’m your ejaculation during the hanging.

I will also take the girls from North Bohemia.
You will eat their intestinal contents for one week long.
We will show you the drill to humanization.
Look, we are already approaching my house.

No one is here.
Miracle of solitude.
No one is here.
No medicaments to be tranquilized.
No one is here.
Blow – head is tingling.
No one is here.
Limbs are getting stiff.

You are the first guest of my country house.
I will teach you to virtues, delightful purr.
The girl’s excitement grows like after rain.
In bones we already feel foreboding of death.

Old hippopotamus lives in pigsty instead of pigs.
We’re preparing the soup, salamander’s boiling.
He put aside his spermatophore, get his whisker wet.
Secreted his samandarin, slided down in pot.

No one is here.
Immobility inebriety.
No one is here.
We take the pills for the stimulation.
No one is here.
Tired were’re falling into the hay.
Tired
from all day cooking and raping.

No one is here.
We only want to be masturbated.

My phallus is not all right
Můj úd není v pořádku

My phallus is not all right.
It looks like a nematode.
Spin, my spinning wheel!
Best wishes on your name day.

The phallus must be all right .
Hurry to the bambino.
On the heated sun lounger
we’ll snuggle up to the “lamb”.

People used to say about it
it had a good taste.
That it was wriggling up.
Now it’s wriggling down.
Has a different structure too,
also changed a colour.
Let’s lift up the barrier.
Let’s wake up that larva.

My phallus is not all right.
Hurry to the bambino.
On the heated sun lounger
we’ll snuggle up to the “lamb”.

Exstirpation of caruncle
Exstirpace karunkuly

Ref. We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle

This evening it looks good
you neither bleed nor vomit.
This evening it slides well
you don’t puke just thrust your hips.
Basal temperature is rising
ovulation is uncertain.
Disorder is apparently certain
uterus is full of cysts.

Ref. We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle
We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle

Urogynaecologist reports to us this morning
the blood is still impure.
Neuro-urologist’s staggering in a coppice
autistic will help us with the surgery.
Meteorologist’s throwing hails at us
mucus thickens-I’m inserting.
Urodynamics – night crying
my loved one’s winking
sperm’s penetrating her, I can’t reverse it.

We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle
We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle
We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle
We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle

Taramtara taramtara
Taramtara taramtara
Taramtara taramtara
Caruncle caruncle
Caruncle caruncle
Caruncle caruncle
We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle
We’re going to extirpation of caruncle, caruncle, caruncle

Dogging

I’m gonna walk you, and you enjoy it.
There’ll be naked also the oldster from Prague.
Cars are gathering on the beach behind.
Some are parking already beside the port.
Car lights are flashing through Friday night.
In reeds they’re waiting.
Haaaah.
They’re parading slowly through the feverish night.
They’re undressing you, your lewdness’s begging.
They’ll put a rubber blindfold over your eyes.
Three guys from Ústí are pissing on you.

Just Mr. Opletal
sitting in car, unrecognized.
Just Mr. Opletal
is loading firearm.

Opletal pond
Haaaah
Opletal pond.

Fly to Mandalay

Fly to Mandalay
To Rangun say good-bye.

I’m going to Mandalay with Tin Tin.
Into the pneumococcal paradise.
Then in Bagan I’m with a girl, she’s good.
We’re going directly into Eden.
The poorly perfused right testicle
is dying, the travel is uncomfortable.
owowowowww, owowowowww, owowowowww, owowowowww.

There was also a rape.
No one is in karaoke bar.
There was a bloodshed
and sexual abuse.
There was also an injury
of my leg, I cannot walk away.
I’m manhunted by Arakan State.
Kachin and Shan States,
I’m going on.
Fly to Mandalay, fly to Mandalay.
I’m going to Mandalay with Tin Tin.
We’re going to the Inle lake, to paradise.
Long necks follow me to the stable.
I penetrate them, the blue one is good.

Mandalay hill. Fly to Mandalay.
Mandalay hill. Fly to Mandalay.

Something evil’s come up here
Něco zlého se tu chystá

I’m going to drug you with the chocolate flavour.
In the tub torture you with the stone-cold water.
I will inundate you with my and Láďa’s urine.
It’s rumbling in my temples.
Owowow.
Something evil’s come up here.
I am an anal terrorist.
Something evil’s gonna happen.
It’s been given since the evening.
You were sure so much.
I’m probably necrosadist.
Something evil’s gonna happen.
You will die in this old tub.

Radio forecasts today the rain over Ramzová.
You cool “it” with an oak water this morning.
What is gonna happen, no one will reverse.
Shoot, cameraman before he puts her down!

Something evil’s come up here.
I am an anal terrorist.
Something evil’s gonna happen.
It’s been given since the evening.
You were sure so much.
I’m probably necrosadist.
Something evil’s gonna happen.
You will die in this old tub.

Zuzana
Zuzano

Zuzana!
Forest fairy with braces.
Zuzana!
She has fallen into the trap.
Mannsfeld himself invited us.
He invited us.
Zuzana!
We’re going to the chateau to spend the night.
Zuzana!
Colloredo-Mannsfeld invited us there.
Mannsfeld himself invited us.
We’re arriving at the chateau
at six to have sex.
We all have Baby sex complex.
Ooh Mannsfeld.
We’re going to the thermal baths to have sex.
Right away we’re squirting in a hot water.
Ooh Mannsfeld.
Nazaru! Nazaru!……
Zuzana! Zuzana!…


Kaviar Kavalier
Hotel Inkontinental
new incontinent album of fetish clan
250 KČ / 10 EUR / 11 USD
digipack
(18+)

Kaviar Kavalier
Hotel Inkontinental T-Shirt
in all the sizes for male and female deviants
280 KČ / 12 EUR / 13USD

 

Pro zanícené necrofilatelisty vydávám tradičně 18 známek, oslavující nové, inkontinenční album.
Only 18 stamps for passionate, incontinent philatelists.
300 kč / 12EUR / 13 USD


GummiStudio Y-Prague

November 2019

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